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okdoufingerurself:

Dentist: do you smoke?
Me: why you Tryna light up?

themano:

six seconds that defined a generation

anthrocentric:

I was in the library and burst out laughing bc I just remembered that female hens can eject the semen received from low ranking males.

wanksclub:

old people are so cute like are they sleeping? are they dead? i love them

dampsandwich:

my mom didn’t get me oreos from the grocery store. joke’s on her though when i’m not around to take care of her at an old age

perftag:

oh u “LOVE” ur newborn child???? name 3 of their albums lmfao

turbanoutfiitters:

*gets emotional attachment to all of my open tabs*

Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldn't find it at first
Me: But now I'm here