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oomshi:

you are cordially invited to fuck me

when ur crush tells u their crush but it’s not u

olivialaurel:

My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.

mom: what the heck are you listening to?
me: hips don't lie but the vocals have been replaced by banjos

disastr:

the most iconic song lyric will always be
“tell your boyfriend that if he’s got beef that I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fuckin scared of him”

buddhawassexy:

"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son two

taliabobalia:

my ascent into adulthood

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this is the most accurate post on every thing ever