passion:

how to have a flat stomach

1. remove all of your organs

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vandalswithjetpacks:

The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.

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sext: fist me like u tryna get the last couple pringles

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psychoticmist:

if you ever feel bad about yourself remember that george bush was once informed that 4 brazilian people were killed in iraq and he responded ‘how many is a brazilian’

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in france, instead of ‘i love you’ they say ‘oh mon dieu c’est la plus belle pizza que j’ai jamais vu le fromage est frais, c’est vraiment mieux que le dernier film de gerard depardieu’ which literally means ‘don’t get caught with a wack calzone.’ which i think is beautiful 

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