tell me sumthin gewd
ey lil mama lemme whisper in ur ear

this is my silly blawg~*~*~
my srs blawg is newvvave.tumblr.com


My dad and I were in a hotel and he tried the coffee and smiled and said “ahh, it’s like making love in a canoe.” and I said, “it’s that good?” and he stopped smiling and looked me in the eye and said, “no, it’s fucking close to water" before pouring it down the drain really dramatically and walking away.

mom: what the heck are you listening to?
me: hips don't lie but the vocals have been replaced by banjos


the most iconic song lyric will always be
“tell your boyfriend that if he’s got beef that I’m a vegetarian and I ain’t fuckin scared of him”


"he’s 24 months old" bitch your son two


my ascent into adulthood


this is the most accurate post on every thing ever


i hope you fall in love with someone who’s never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down, never gonna run around and desert you